by SHARK-BAIT January 12, 2009

A donkie punch is when you are fucking a girl in the ass, when you get close to ejaculating you punch her in the back of the head so her asshole clenches, making the orgasm feel much better.
by Stoodyy November 10, 2015

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.
by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010

The act of going from completely flaccid to masturbating furiously. Usually accompanied by "in five seconds."
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.
As seen on asciiartfarts.com
Also used to express admiration towards something or someone.
As seen on asciiartfarts.com
1: "Dude, the Modern Warfare 3 trailer made me go zero to punch!"
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."
1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."
1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."
2: "What? Call of Duty fucking sucks."
1: "Every time I walk by that chick over there I want to go zero to punch. Right here, right now."
1: "Urban Dictionary makes me go zero to punch in five seconds."
by Sabul October 21, 2011

Guy# 1: Your Late! What Have You Been Doing?
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!
Guy# 2: You Know How Kelly Broke Up With Me?
Guy# 1: Yeah.
Guy# 2: Well, As I Was Walking Through Woods To Get Home, I Sorta Though About It, And Began Punch Dancing.
Guy# 1: I Totatlly Understand, I Was Late Too Because I Was Punch Dancing.
Guy# 2: Why Were You Punch Dancing?
Guy# 1: Because Kelly Broke Up With Me!
Guy# 2: You Cheeky Bastard!
by Jizzy Julian September 21, 2009

by Kingkink April 27, 2009
