Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄

Potato is such a hoe!

by HottieThotties May 8, 2023

Potato

A vegetable that shouldn’t be classed as a vegetable

A potato does taste nice

by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023

Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

potato

otatop backwards

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass

by wawakook August 6, 2023

potato

a fucking fat ass

you are a potato

by itsibitsispeeder September 10, 2023

Potato

Nickname for English or French Bulldog

Look at those cute potatoes

by ThisCrazyDog1978 September 10, 2023

Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.

“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”

by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023