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pianotic

noun: pianotic; plural noun: pianotics

A mythical creature or real person which has been diagnosed with or shows symptoms of habitual spasmodic contraction of the muscles, most often the face and uses the piano or plays the piano, especially as a hobby, professionally, or is pianotically incorrigible.
“Billy, you are your father’s only son and he was diagnosed as a satisfactory but not especially good pianotic. With training, his natural aptitude will likely remain within the bounds of current abilities, less than or equal to his best prod at creation. You are not up to par Billy, you are not of the excellent pianotics. don’t prod at creation Billy.. please Billy, *thwip-mmh-mmh-stop-breathing*."

"Unicorns or pianoticorns are historically dexterous pianotics of Brobdingnagian proportions, by fair means or foul, in the absence of fingers they convey mellifluous, musical compositions of pure sublimity pressing their pride on to a location on the surface of the piano mechanics, one perfect note at a time."

"I'm connected to this pianotic on the currently most popular social media platform and hen plays the piano and has a lot of tics but hen just shakes off the tics so at least hen has that going for hen."

"I'm a proud pianotic.”
by pj4kkur August 12, 2019
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Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019
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Piador represents a group of many powerfull cats that will rule over the world in the following years
Piador is cool
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Piana

a little female karen with no life
HOLLYYY SHIT ITS A PIANA. WATCH FOR YOUR MANGERS
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piant

i love piant
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Piano

A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.
A person: Oh wow you play the piano

You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it

The person: can I try?

You: sure!

The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it

Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?

You: ...
by Imthatpianoidiot December 23, 2020
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piank

It's just a misspelled version of Piano
friend: "you can play the piank!"
by Everest.8 January 3, 2021
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