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Parsnip Dilemma

A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.

Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.
You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!
by MothMaven August 15, 2024
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Parsa

An extraordinarily persian looking guy.
Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.

P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
"Whose that hot guy?"

"Oh thats Parsa"

" slept with Parsa 2 nights ago, still in a wheelchair!"
by BingusKhan February 13, 2024
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Peadschophile

A person who seeks or enters into relationships with much younger people over the age of consent.

These relationships may be considered unwise, but not illegal.

Termed following Phillip Schofield’s relationship scandal.

Alternate (incorrect) spelling- peadschofile
60 year old man enters relationship with an 18 year old:

“He’s such a peadschophile”.

An 65 year old women comments that she fancies a 19 year old:

“You’re such a peadschophile”.
by KayRolo February 23, 2024
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Peadschofile

Alternate (incorrect) spelling of ‘peadschophile’ (defined below)

A person who seeks or enters into relationships with much younger people over the age of consent.

These relationships may be considered unwise, but not illegal.

Termed following Phillip Schofield’s relationship scandal.
60 year old man is in a relationship with an 18 year old which is legal but unwise:

“He’s such a peadschofile’

65 year old women says she fancies an 18 year old:

“You’re such a peadschofile.”
by KayRolo February 23, 2024
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Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.
And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.
by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024
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Parsha

Parshas a chink

We knew that already
by AlexKaddaj March 23, 2024
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Parsa

An extraordinarily persian looking guy.
Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed.
Most confuse for french or spanish.
Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.

P.S. Do not call this person Parsley. You will not live to remember it.
"Whose that hot guy?"
"Oh thats Parsa"
" slept with Parsa 2 nights ago, still in a wheelchair!"
by BingusKhan June 15, 2024
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