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Warming Up the Oven 

The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.
When im Warming Up The Oven I like to kiss the inside of kate's thighs.
Warming Up the Oven by Mr.Impeccable February 17, 2012

mexican oven 

the intentional occurence of flatulance in bed following sexual intercourse in which the male forcefully holds the bitches head under the covers until the stink is gone. Usually an indication that the bitch needs to leave.
Dude, this bitch would not shut the fuck up after I fucked her... so i gave a nasty wet mexican oven to shut her the fuck up.
mexican oven by Tony Reno June 11, 2006

dutch oven 

when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.
when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.
dutch oven by ohyez221 March 25, 2003

Dutch oven 

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.
I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.
Dutch oven by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Clutch Oven 

A woman who acts as a surrogate for couples who cannot have children on their own
My girl can't get knocked up man...we gotta use a clutch oven
Clutch Oven by vader717 August 6, 2010

self-cleaning oven 

when a criminal becomes the victim of a crime because he victimized someone at an earlier time; in other words, karma comes back on the criminal, the problem takes care of itself without the need for police or legal intervention. In theory, eventually all crime should diminish because of this theory, the oven should clean itself.
"Man, that banger got shot because he jacked those same dudes last week...it's okay because now his crew will roll back on them...they don't want to make a police report, it's a self-cleaning oven."