Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?

Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.

by Nafamnotfeelingit January 15, 2019

numbing mints

Mint that is taken before oral sex, to prevent gagging.

Yo how is your head game so strong?
It’s these numbing mints dude

by RatShit69 August 27, 2022

Forever Mint

This is the type of Mentos mint that when enjoyed does not fully dissolve and instead becomes a gum-like substance.

"Do you have any gum?"
"No, but I have these mints" (hands Mentos)
"Oh these must be those fancy FOREVER MINTS"

by guysm1ley February 27, 2024

Get minted

A short saying used by faded green semi drivers. The saying leads to a massive ego, which compensates for a small wee wee as a company driver.

Just blew his doors off and told him to “get minted, and to stay minty”

by Dub9s worldwide February 23, 2022

Mint-Bone

A complimentary term given to the flavour of a partner's penis-leakings. The owner of said leaking having, intentionally, left Gonorrhea untreated, because they enjoy the minty-green tint of their soupy-slurper.

I can't believe you're still dating Staunch, you know that crust-punk has untreated Gonorrhea, right?

It was odd at first, I'll admit. But now, I savor Copenhagening the flavor of his 'Mint-Bone' for as long as possible.

by GrapeFantasy August 31, 2023

Drippy mint

when you could have gone to a private school but you went to a chav school instead.

Your such a drippy mint

by Thedrippymint September 9, 2019

mint picker

Mint Picker is a gacha streamer who is Free to Play and has to figure out how to spend hours streaming when they run out of in-game stamina. The joke is that they ran out of things to do and were just picking Mints.

Person 1: Eyo did you see the recent ENFY drama?

Person 2: nah i don't watch these mint picker streamers, I'd rather see a whale!

by Sniperanx February 9, 2024