Greggs doh nutters

when somebody puts their penis in a steak bake (from Greggs) and another person attempts a blow job through the steak bake then cums on and eats it

your nan gave me a Greggs doh nutters

by greg diggens August 8, 2025

nittery

applies to anyone acting both nervous and jittery

Why are you so stressed out David?? You're acting all nittery!

by CrackedOutCarl February 8, 2008

Nutwert

A type of nut grown & found only in the state of Louisiana. It cramps the fingers so when using the computer you can only type happy-faced smileys. It has also been found that it occasionally gives genital warts, which contributed to the name "Nutwert." The nut itself is a pale pink with separated edges. It smells like fish, until it is boiled, when it begins to smell faintly like roses.

"You know, I think i'll lay off the computer for today."
"Why's that?"
"I ate some Nutwert after a dare and actually wound up getting genital warts."
"...so?"
"I really don't want people to think i'm ENJOYING them."

by Damiftwzorz September 7, 2009

Notter Body

when her face is nice, but not her body

Dude 1: Damn look at the muffin top on that chick
Dude 2: Yeah she's a real notter body

by Uncle Verman June 6, 2010

nuetered badger

A nickname for only the best. A completely sexy beast. He gets all the woman with his massive penis, great looks, and personality. No one can stop him because he is the best around, and no one can take him down. Also he is right ateast 75 percent of the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy score a hattrick on the Wombts.

Person 2: Yeah, he is a real Nuetered Badger.

Person 1: True, he is pretty awesome.

by Dapimp6996 November 15, 2013

natter-birds

A crazy group of humans (normally adolescents) without a clear perception of the world around them.

That Billy and his friends are such natter-birds that they thought a potato was actually a piece of corn.

by ThisGirl0113 December 17, 2013

nettertubes

What the Internet is made of.

You're clogging your nettertubes with torrenting massive amounts of pr0n, and THAT'S why your Netflix resolution looks like a Nintendo 64 for fuck sake.

by Klendathu_Jones July 19, 2016