moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010
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Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.
"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story
by Richard Potsdam November 23, 2007
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bust nut

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it
by adanno92 October 15, 2010
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going nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"
by mr x January 29, 2004
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Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.
Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.
by Sue Tupp September 25, 2018
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Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.
Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut
by BIG BAFOON October 09, 2022
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Bitch Nut

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.
I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.
by Stonewall 436 February 21, 2012
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