Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008
Get the If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead mug.
If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
Get the If the river runs red take the dirt track instead mug.
Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.
by plaidshoes April 02, 2009
Get the I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR. mug.
A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles April 09, 2007
Get the Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track mug.
Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016
Get the you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track mug.

Tracking

Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.

Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.

Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Corporal "Working Supervisor": Hey bitch, formation at 1600

Lance Corporal Second-NJP: Tracking.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
Get the Tracking mug.