Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 13, 2020

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 14, 2021

SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Man, she has a serious case of SIMP

by BIG TORUK October 28, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person who will act overly kind around women in hopes that they will love them back.

Ryoga in Ranma 1/2 is such a fucking simp

by WabbaTal19 May 25, 2020

Simp

“Simp” is a term used to describe someone who puts themselves in a subservient/submissive position under a person in hopes of winning them over, without the other person bringing anything to the table.

William is such a Simp. He gave Abigail 100dollars just to get her attention.

by SaintLoganIII November 15, 2020

Simp

A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.

That nigga Guy a simp bruh, nigga got no bitches no cap and thats on jah.

by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 07, 2020

Simp

A man that will do anything for a woman just to get a little action.

Ansen is a massive simp

by RandomInternetGuy4523 May 29, 2020