National Ben day

National Ben day occurs on the 24th of November and must be celebrated by purchasing white kinder Buenos and mixed berry smoothies from the spar

Eg. Adam: “oh look, it’s National Ben day! I will now purchase Ben items from the spar.”

Rory: “I’m feeling French today... it must be Ben day!”

Ben: why are you eating kinder buenos and smoothies
Gilby: it’s Ben day you french spaz

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 18, 2021

milker nation

A group of barely pubescent children who still breast feed from their mothers' bosoms, while spouting low intelligence commentary on geneology.

Even though milker nation did a good job exposing that Kirk fella, they still make me cringe.

by Bearbrained Schemer November 12, 2019

national boyfriend day

National Boyfriend Day is October 3rd. This is a day to show appreciation to boyfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your boyfriend today. Take him fishing or golfing or whatever his favorite activity. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let him know you appreciate him.

Andy, today is all about you and your special day, National Boyfriend Day!

by imlost29 June 26, 2017

Natalka

A Polish or Ukrainian girl that is very unique. A "one of a kind." She is beautiful and i mean breathtaking. She seldom lives in a city, is down to Earth, loves the outdoors, animals and nature. She will not be out spoken, go unheard, or take any crap, she may look delicate and fragile, but she is not above ripping your head off. All together this girl is an equal balance of looks, brains, style, attitude, and sweetness.

*"I met this girl today, she was amazingly gorgeous and nice!"

**"Sounds like you met a Natalka."

***"That girl must be a Natalka!"

by DangerDays October 8, 2011

National slap a teacher day

May 6th

SLAP DAT TEACHER

National slap a teacher day! The day you get to slap the shit out of ur least fav teacher

by Maddison inwood November 28, 2019

Natty Daddy

Natural lights brilliant way to shove 4 beers into one 24 ounce can of awesomeness.

just bought a natty daddy at the corner store

by tftc March 19, 2012

national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.

Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”

by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019