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Mississippi Muzzleloader

A distinguished sex act performed by a gentleman unto another. The recipient throws their legs over their head, while the gentleman assumes the piledriver position above them.

The gentleman enters anally, and after a time, yanks out his beauregard, drops his entire tobacco chew in their southern plantation, and then packs it in like he's loading an inferior Confederate firearm.
"Bless her heart, she's walking like her gentleman turned her Antebellum into a Mississippi Muzzleloader"
by PhatRob August 31, 2022
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liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.
Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
by CrispyJack February 20, 2023
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Diabetic Muzzleloader

When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.
Did you hear about Shelby last night?

No, what happened?

Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.
by Big debby March 1, 2023
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Nut Muzzle

You cum in your hands rub them together and hold it over someones mouth and nose.
I nut muzzled my ex in an attempt to get revenge.
by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024
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Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.
I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.
by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024
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LYRIX MUZIK

I am the artist LYRIX from the company LYRIX MUZIK
by LYRIX.870 September 11, 2023
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milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip
Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole
by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023
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