faeces muncher

one who munches upon poo possibly for amusment, nutritional value or large financial gain.... not forgetting to help save the walrus

"munch that faeces and I'll let you have my mahunay"

by pouip December 1, 2003

Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

smart muscle

The butthole muscle that determines if a fart will contain solid matter and thus retains the fart for later release on the toilet.

I think my smart muscle is broke because I just sharted in my skivvies.

by masedog February 3, 2008

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

Butter muncher

The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.

Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”

“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”

“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”

by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023

triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

by Nathaniel October 20, 2004