Turd Monger

One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.

guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.

by greazy cheazy September 15, 2009

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Munge

The area between the but hole and the ball sack

Hey Danielle, after you've finished tonguing my arse hole give my sweaty munge a lick

by Pergatroy August 13, 2008

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Potato monger

A man or woman who harvests potatos and throws them at Irish people.

I saw a potato monger in the field last week; I had to run in order to dodge the potatos!

by theofficedwight June 5, 2016

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Moungh

Something you say when you ask someone to have sexual intercourse with you

wanna moungh bitch?

by TheGoonspace June 30, 2009

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Mungeon

Absolutely ANYTHING describing or relating to a person which you don't like at any time.

Damnit! You're such a Mungeon!" "Hey Mungeon, can you pass the Booze over?

by ArcaneTheory May 26, 2010

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When an older woman with sagging breasts forces them together in an under-sized bra to gain attain the illusion of perkiness or false cleavage. The result is a singular mound in the center of her chest while still being able to see the ill fitting bra.

Phil: Aww man. Look at that old lady's mounder.
Sam: Oh no. Well u can't motor boat that. But you can flounder a mounder.

by PhilNGood September 12, 2012

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