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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments) 

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.
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Magic Underwear (Mormon Garments)

Jack Mormon 

Jack Mormon by Skibabyy18 July 13, 2015

Anti Mormon 

Any true fact that proves a Mormon is lying
From: Ctrman Sent: 5/18/2007 2:34 AM
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"Breaking the Mormon Code," by Matthew Paulson, is a well-written critique of Mormon Scholarship in regard to Christian theology.

This book is unlike other apologetics in that Paulson does not set out to prove that Mormonism is theologically incorrect. Instead, he reveals the ways in which Mormon scholars deceive their readers by misquoting, taking out of context, and misapplying the teachings of the Early Christian Church Fathers.
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Truth Seekers need this book!, January 27, 2007
By "Equipping Christians" (Kansas City)
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Anti Mormon by Chas Anthon June 19, 2007

Jack Mormon 

Any class of hypocritical, self-righteous bastards that are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and are prim and proper on Sunday morning and in front of other Mormons, but swear like sailors at work, secretly drink like a fish, cruise the net for kiddie porn on their work computers and are man-whores all over town.
"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"
Jack Mormon by Demented Fish August 12, 2007

Book of Mormon 

An amazing Broadway musical featuring Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad.
Person 1: Have you seen Book of Mormon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s amazing!

turkish mormon 

its when three parnters get together, one kneels while the other two stand. The person kneeling licks the asshole of the two others having intercourse. The person kneeling then gives the person receiving a reach-a-round.
Sorry bro, i cant go to the heavy feather show with you tonight. My sister accidentally got a turkish mormon from my uncle.