When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.
Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
by Ireallydont September 8, 2021
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by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022
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by The GOAT of Rocket League March 7, 2022
Get the Richie Monda mug.A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.
B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
by Zigmas Maloni May 9, 2022
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by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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*Male*: Hey honey, its National Boob Pic Day!
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
*Female*: Oh, Okay!
*Female* Attached image.
*Male* : Thanks babe!
*Female*: Happy Every Monday is National Boob Pic Day
by Josh from school December 29, 2022
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1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023
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