Ima Monster

Popular song by Blood on the Dance Floor. First released on the "It's Hard to Be A Diamond In a Rhinestone World" album. Known for chorus,...
Chop, Chop, Chop you up,

IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!)
Eat you like a cannibal
spit you out like an animal
(2x)
SLice, Slice, Slice you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!!)
Cut you up i'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice.

Girl- So what's your favorite Blood on the Dance Floor song?
Guy- Well, i'd have to say... Ima Monster, it's such a good song!!!

by ImaMonsterHaHaHa December 26, 2009

Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all

dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.

by black man 2012 January 15, 2010

Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

by Grant106 May 15, 2005

monster teeth

1. A person with teeth that are not straight or aligned properly; often jagged, crooked and decaying. Most often resembling the teeth of a monster.

Damn Louis!, look at the monster teeth on that bitch. It looks like she's been chewing on rocks.

by doctor.the.j June 13, 2011

Mother Monster

Lady GaGa is the creator of all the Little Monsters (Lady GaGa Fans) and an inspiration and idol to all her fans and she loves all her fans as if they were her children, like a mother.

Lady GaGa is our Mother Monster

by Famenity May 8, 2010

Gobbie Monster

A girl who loves to suck off guys as much as she can. Usually a swallower and must have completed atleast 10 bjs to earn the title.

Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night?

Yeah, I heard she is a total 'gobbie monster!'.

by MitchTheCreator November 2, 2011

Monster Energy Drink

The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.

A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!

B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.

by Lord Takatcchipenn June 14, 2009