Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.

Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."

by chirpyy March 29, 2015

moist

describing someone or something that looks bad a hot mess sounds bad or looks bad.

1.damn, dat bitch look real moist !
2.you sound real moist right now, stop it !
3.Man, that chick was lookin so moist last night i had to leave.

by JayszWifeyy15 December 21, 2008

moist hole

The hole of your penis directly after masturbating.

Jimmy was scared of changing in the locker room because he was afraid people would discover his moist hole.

by D_erds May 26, 2017

moist in the snack cake

When a sexy hipster appears at a party, or a delectable scene kid walks by.. this is the aftermath, of every hipster/scene girls vaginas.

"Hot bricks of Jesus, he makes me moist in the snack cake"

"Look at all these hipsters! mhmm im moist in the snack cake"

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don't you come over to my crib after school, and I'll make your pinky aaaall stinky." - Strangers With Candy

by cuppycake3 March 1, 2012

moist steamboat

When you get busy in a confined space, with little to no ventilation.

"Man, fucking in that small car was like a moist steamboat"

by ch0da1920 September 19, 2013

Moishy

the feeling of being both squishy and moist, commonly used to describe the feeling of wet socks or shoes.

My socks are so MOISHY right now!!
Oh that sucks, I'd suggest changing them out

by TheIgnoranceoftheDrummedLine June 20, 2019

Moist

What Luke B becomes when he sees Sadie Sink

Luke sees Sadie sink:OMG ITS HER OMG I WANT TO TOUCH HER (becomes moist)
Everyone else:ewwwww

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019