Max on a Monday

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.

by hairygerman August 14, 2009

moray

intransitive verb:

to imagine something so vividly it turns into a photoshop document.

This is such a cool marketing idea, why don't you moray it?

by indicator February 24, 2005

Monday

An adjective describing the feeling of Monday. Usually gloomy, slow, or a cranky feeling. The emotions you feel about starting the week and having to survive until the weekend.

I know today is going to be a bad day because I already feel Monday.

by Keebord October 5, 2010

merry monday

merry monday was founded on the day after boxing day to carry on christmas festivities!...it now gets used on every monday as joyous ocasion to take part in merryness!

"hey man how r u on this uber cool day?..."
"hold up 1 sec...its MERRY MONDAY...i am well merry!!!!!"

by magnocannon!! April 18, 2005

mondayism

A stupid mistake that occur when you are sleepy

1+1=3 This is a mondayism.

by IskiAK December 18, 2008

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011