Minnesota Clay

where you finger a butt hole and then lick it

Hey Pat have you got the minnesota clay lately?

by Derek Moren May 30, 2006

Minnesota Pickle

Please deficate, then freeze the feces for at least 24 hours and when you're feelin' horny and you're all alone, use the frozen feces as a dildo. The temperature of it adds extra sensation. :

"Hey, Kimm, what'd you do last night?"

"Well, I was feelin pretty frisky, so I used my Minnesota Pickle!"

"Awesome!!"

by Rebecca F November 28, 2007

minnesota twins

the worst baseball team to have ever existed.

GOD DAMN the minnesota twins suck so much ass

by shadows99 August 14, 2009

Minnesotan

a passive-agressive, egotistical jerk or bitch who can't drive.

This jerk-off riding my ass is definitely a Minnesotan.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Minnesota Log Chute

When in the "doggie-style" position, you perform a technique of compressing air into the partners anus(known as the cum-pressor. After you feel a great amount of force, pull out and enjoy the chocolate fountain.

Well she said she had to do the two, so I cum-pressed her for a Minnesota Log Chute

by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009

minneapolis

what was once a nice city that thugs decided to burn because one cop was kneeling on the neck of someone who was resisting arrest.

person 1: I want the old minneapolis back
person 2: isn't that the place that was looted and burned because someone was killed by a cop?
person 1: yes, and I always drive around it

by Chadgtnz July 1, 2021

Minnesota Wild

A professional hockey team that set an all-time sports record by scoring one pathetic goal in an entire best of seven series.

Because of the team's Minnesota Wild-like play, they got shutout for third straight time.

by Alex March 4, 2004