Milf sex

Something I wanna have

Hey dude do u wanna milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.

I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter

guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro

by basedmp3 January 27, 2021

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 26, 2013

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021