Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.

...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.

by RedMist September 23, 2010

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

Grizzled milf

When a middle aged mother is way past her fuckable prime (looks and or age)

“Hey man I might fuck Rio ”
“Nah bro that girl is a grizzled milf shes had like 4 kids and she looks like shes 60 ”

by Lil_Jewzie_burp January 13, 2023

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021