marcel

marcel - a greaser who wears multiple layers of clothing at inappropriate times. The clothing is typically grungy, gnarly or unkempt; and may smell like garlic or Grandpa. Fascinated by feces, he may claim that his poopoo is 'spiral shaped'. He is often mistaken for one of the Village People or a Transylvanian.

hey, you can't wear two pairs of longjohns! that's marcelling!

by michiganmoto September 17, 2007

mercenary

Otherwise known as a soldier for hire, will now be known as james "snake" gibbs

Hey Billy, i got merc. Snake to take out Jimmy the other day- Hunter

Awsome, he's got his shit down don't he, pretty good mercenary- billy

by Huntina October 7, 2008

mercedes

The car that every Armenian rolls in or wants to have!

Armo Guy---> Bro did you see my new Mercedes? imma get mad ass in this fucker

by lenalena May 14, 2006

Zohall Mercer

Zohall Mercer is a fictional Character based on the Resident Evil video Game universe. Created by fiction writer 'EZB', he was 14 years old, living in an Orphanage inside Raccoon City on the Day Leon Kennedy arrives. He and the New police officer eventually befriend each other and remain so even after Umbrella's demise years later.
He is seen first in EZB's Hellsing War Chronicles, a cross-over with Resident Evil and the Anime Hellsing, he and Leon Kennedy join forces with the Hellsing Organization six years after their first meeting.
Zohall Mercer has many talents that are slowly revealed throughout the story ranging from Humanly unrealistic speeds, incredible swordsmanship, spiritual powers, and other hidden abilities. It is hypothesized that his sword, Gleam, has something to do with these abilities.

"Looks like I found a good way of getting myself killed." Zohall Mercer on employment with Hellsing.

“Let’s find out how good you are at dodging bullets, asshole.” Zohall Mercer, fighting Alucard for the first time.

“I’ll need all that money from this job just for life-long therapy.” Zohall Mercer, furious about being forced to cross-dress.

“I don’t respond well to threats." Zohall Mercer, fighting a sorceress.

by The_EZB March 7, 2009

Marcellus

A shitty Syracuse suburb in Upstate New York. No one has ever met a person from here, in fact its debatable if the town even exists. The only thing the town is known for is its miles of reeking manure farms and several rednecks that were too wild to be allowed to live within Syracuse. There is no chance of surviving this strange wrong turn town, especially when you take the road with 13 curves that kills everyone. So just stay on Interstate 81 and avoid this trap.

Redneck from Marcellus: "Wanna buy some corn, grown fresh here in Marcellus?"
Customer from Marcellus: "That's not corn, it's weed. Give me a few grams."

by anonymous May 12, 2018

Marceau

The biggest pédale on earth

"Haha you're a fucking Marceau!"

by HendeyL July 26, 2020

Mercer Island

A high school that has a long standing rivalry with Bellevue High, a school with a better football team, better academics, better location, better parties and better people. Unfortunately Mercer Island continues to try to compete with it and so continues to be publicly humiliated. Most people who live on the island go to Bellevue or Seattle for dining, shopping, or any form of entertainment, since none exists on the island itself.

The people from Mercer Island thought it would be cool to bring a flag to their away game, but it was broken by the home team when the pre-pubescent MI students got too rowdy.

by Temptress06 April 22, 2006