Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

matt sullivan

A right Clanger

Matt Sullivan’s got a bit on, clanging heaps

by Mr Clang-a-lot November 1, 2019

Martynas

The Lithuanian guy. Extremely hot. Even the ladies that only like white guys with blond hair think he’s hot asf. NEVER ACTUALLY REALISES THAT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRUSH ON HIM. His friends don’t even bother to tell him. No one has a clue what he would say if someone confessed because it never happened. He is also really smart. Is also obsessed with Rick and Morty. Always comes 2 minutes late. He is in the “the boyess gang” and they would look like they would break every girls heart but actually they would all have a secret crush. And I almost forgot he would never pay for netflix he’d rather have 10 netflix accounts from people all over the world.

Girl: “he is never going to actually know that I have a crush on him until I tell him, he’s such a Martynas.”

“You have been asking me for my netflix for the 5th time now. You are being such a Martynas.“

by 240104 November 10, 2019

Matt Night

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!

Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...

by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020

mantyliner

When a man repurposes a feminine product to absorb penis leakage or dripping.

I snagged one of my girls always pads (with wings) after we had sex because I was wearing khakis and couldn’t risk leakage; I love a good mantyliner.

by snazzler January 24, 2020

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020

Matt Blanco

The definition of perfect. Matt is funny and cute. Has dark brown eyes. He has a humorous cock with amazing kissing skills. Matt is the perfect boyfriend. Matt’s usually like blondes.

Matt Blanco is hot as fuck!

by 321BWko777 May 14, 2022