mastersensex

is a person who is the master of sex

Ohh my husband is a Mastersensex

by kilode November 11, 2013

mattress music

Music that people listen to while having sex.

This Chris Brown album is good but it's mostly mattress music.

by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016

masterstate

a person who master bates at least once in every state

dude i cant believe you jerked it in every state you're a masterstate

by visualprick December 17, 2016

Maters

Combination of laters and mate said to close friends but not aquatencies.

Made popular in Australia when Riley Chester said it on national radio

See you I’m going! Yeah “maters”

by ChesterRiley May 17, 2018

mattress firm model

To describe someone who is in a deep, vegetative, inanimate, motionless like state. Similar to a coma or slumber after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages with little H20 ratio. Typically used when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

On God, after we got out the bar he tried to press me and I made that dude a mattress firm model.

by kfcnutrients July 14, 2019

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

Mattress Back

The name you give a person who spends a lot of time on their back (on a mattress).

My sister is the Greater Southwestern Mattress Back

by Fagadactol March 14, 2020