Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life
by JarEater September 15, 2019
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Opie: Oh shit, there goes this evening. Larry just came in.
Jimmy: No man, it's fun to watch this Super Mario go through his act. Look he's already hitting on that girl at the bar while her boyfriend is watching the Yankees.
Jimmy: No man, it's fun to watch this Super Mario go through his act. Look he's already hitting on that girl at the bar while her boyfriend is watching the Yankees.
by Chris Zizzo November 19, 2006
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An Incredibly Thoughtful Person, He Is A Very Generous And Loving Person He Is Very Handsome And The Girl He Picks Is Very Lucky To Have Him
An Incredibly Thoughtful Person, He Is A Very Generous And Loving Person He Is Very Handsome And The Girl He Picks Is Very Lucky To Have Him
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Get the Mario mug.The most loving person any one could imagine. He is a hard worker and if he fails he gets back up and keeps on going.
by Mario Garcia September 14, 2017
Get the mario garcia mug.Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.
Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!
Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.
Tony: Hell, no!
Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.
by Trump is the best waifu June 16, 2018
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