Definitions by JarEater
Sarajevo
worst fucking city ever, lost my bff Franz Ferdinand there because of some gay serb, Franz was a true gamer. Also the girls over there don't shave their asshole hair.
Mario
Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life
Armen
a real gentlemen who loves to eat KFC and is known for being the KFC god, he will give KFC to any african homeless man within a 69 mile radius and will respect you even if you eat disgusting pop eyes. he has a 9000:0 killstreak in call of duty and loves to anally ram Skyrim, he is also a very big brained person who follows the Gamer ideology and respects Nazbols, Kekistanis and HitlerXStalin. His dream is to be with Johnny Bravo and Mr.Beast so they can team up and bring order to the world thats filled to the brim with filth.