3 definitions by JarEater
Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life
by JarEater September 16, 2019
worst fucking city ever, lost my bff Franz Ferdinand there because of some gay serb, Franz was a true gamer. Also the girls over there don't shave their asshole hair.
Guy 1: I've been thinking of Sarajevo for vacation
Guy 2: dont fucking go there you retard they are goblin people and they gonna steal your water supply
Guy 2: dont fucking go there you retard they are goblin people and they gonna steal your water supply
by JarEater June 1, 2020
a real gentlemen who loves to eat KFC and is known for being the KFC god, he will give KFC to any african homeless man within a 69 mile radius and will respect you even if you eat disgusting pop eyes. he has a 9000:0 killstreak in call of duty and loves to anally ram Skyrim, he is also a very big brained person who follows the Gamer ideology and respects Nazbols, Kekistanis and HitlerXStalin. His dream is to be with Johnny Bravo and Mr.Beast so they can team up and bring order to the world thats filled to the brim with filth.
Man: Holy shit, look its Armen
Armen:that's right and you unlocked the achievement of Nigger food *hands over KFC 20 piece bucket and flys away*
Man: thank you Armen ,you're a real superhero!
Armen:that's right and you unlocked the achievement of Nigger food *hands over KFC 20 piece bucket and flys away*
Man: thank you Armen ,you're a real superhero!
by JarEater August 29, 2019