major critter

A term for an animal that is considered cute despite being dangerous to others and/or the environment.

Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.

by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022

Major Cloog

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.

Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

majoric

Is the name of a personne, who has Bad Luck whit people trying to remember his Name after a while.

Majoric had his name change to Marjorie, Malorie and Médérick.

by Amecro May 26, 2017

reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.

Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.

by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018

Major.

secret furry code for "i want to have sexual relations with furries"

Person 1: Major.
Person 2: Dude wtf this is a public area

by Official Le Fishe August 11, 2021

major saskatchewan

The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.

"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"

by trashytrashbag May 22, 2018

Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.

Go away, you major dickie head!

by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021