Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021

Fehaming his Mail

Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender

He was horny, he ended up fehaming his Mail

by Mohadubinks013 May 3, 2024

void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.

Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022

x-mail

the increased rash of "cute" e-mails received around christmas time, mail that one x's out of immediately and delets without forwarding on

man, my in-box if full of x-mail like every november and december, takes me forever to clean up my in-box this time of year

by tracy v December 20, 2008

Nos Eid Mail

Someone who is obsessed with touching fire

Meab is such a Nos Eid Mail

by VariousViper1780 January 12, 2023