musdouche

noun, MUS-doosh, a douchey mustache. Usage is subjective but generally refers to a thin, closely cropped mustache.

1st guy: Have you seen Kyle?

2nd guy: Yeah. Looks like he's trying to grow a musdouche. LOL.

by twilyth July 13, 2010

MissouriGypsy

The sound a penis makes as it enters a dog's anus.

Dude! Did you hear that MissouriGypsy when stuck my dick in rover's ass?

by Mongolongo June 16, 2010

Massot

Girl with a big chin

That girl has such a massot. When she must play the violin, the instrument is then miles away from her.

by Face it October 6, 2010

Mulso

An abject protruding growth usually accompanied by a whisp of hair.

Its like that mutant guy from total recall. The one that is growing out of that guys chest. He is a mulso.

You should get that mulso looked at.

by runamuc1 October 13, 2010

Munson Face

The face you make when you eat something gross for the first time.

She made the funniest munson face when she ate an oyster for the first time.

by Eric Huxley September 27, 2014

Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.

He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.

by cottagecountry June 29, 2015

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015