mascles

Luscious and sexyful muscles.

Ooh Robert, those are some sexy ass mascles. Can I give 'em a squeeze?

by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014

Keyboard Muscles

People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.

These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.

They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)

The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.

- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1

Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)

HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1

by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010

puddle muscles

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

by getcombowned February 17, 2014

Net Muscles

Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".

A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.

"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."

by WebPhenom February 17, 2006

muslexia

The inability to distinguish between different kinds of Muslims and their beliefs. Sufferers of this disorder thus equate all Muslims to Osama bin Laden. A person with a case of muslexia may be referred to as a "muslexic".

A crowd of muslexics gathered outside of the local Islamic Community Center, demanding that they bring out Osama's head on a platter.

Senator Booger appears to have contracted a severe case of muslexia, probably from too much contact with feral wingnuts.

by Hann1bal August 6, 2010

Musclegut

When a person is fat or has a bit of a belly but is actually significantly strong.

Person 1:Man that kid is big.

Person 2: Yeah but he's got that 'musclegut'

by CdB127 January 10, 2012

Muscly legend

Fans were told by the god himself (Christian Yu) not to call him a skinny legend, rather to call him a muscly legend because he said he will start working out.

"For people that are calling me a skinny legend, I do not know what that means, I guess that is referring to being skinny and being a legend that being skinny, so uhh that's not gonna last very long, I'm going to start working out.
But you can call me a MUSCLY LEGEND then.

by Weganggang November 19, 2018