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muslexia 

The inability to distinguish between different kinds of Muslims and their beliefs. Sufferers of this disorder thus equate all Muslims to Osama bin Laden. A person with a case of muslexia may be referred to as a "muslexic".
A crowd of muslexics gathered outside of the local Islamic Community Center, demanding that they bring out Osama's head on a platter.

Senator Booger appears to have contracted a severe case of muslexia, probably from too much contact with feral wingnuts.
muslexia by Hann1bal August 6, 2010

Conjoint Twin Myslexia 

A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.
- Oh my god, dude! He's got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.
Conjoint Twin Myslexia by ct^ April 30, 2005

conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.
"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."

myslexia 

- Or Myslexic

Similar to Dyslexia, Myslexia is a synapse breakdown in the brain causing the patient to constantly misspell words.
Chay: "Dude, everytime Tasha texts me she spells something wrong."

Seth: "Yeah man, I think she has myslexia."
myslexia by Sethally November 18, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026