muslexia 

The inability to distinguish between different kinds of Muslims and their beliefs. Sufferers of this disorder thus equate all Muslims to Osama bin Laden. A person with a case of muslexia may be referred to as a "muslexic".

A crowd of muslexics gathered outside of the local Islamic Community Center, demanding that they bring out Osama's head on a platter.

Senator Booger appears to have contracted a severe case of muslexia, probably from too much contact with feral wingnuts.

muslexia by Hann1bal August 6, 2010

Conjoint Twin Myslexia 

A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.

- Oh my god, dude! He's got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.

Conjoint Twin Myslexia by ct^ April 30, 2005

conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.

"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."

conjoined twin myslexia by Lady Artemis August 15, 2009

myslexia 

- Or Myslexic

Similar to Dyslexia, Myslexia is a synapse breakdown in the brain causing the patient to constantly misspell words.

Chay: "Dude, everytime Tasha texts me she spells something wrong."

Seth: "Yeah man, I think she has myslexia."

myslexia by Sethally November 18, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004