mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

Mouse Five

Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.

A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.

Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!

Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"

Jon: "Mouse Five!"

*Slap Mouse*

by JonnyBGoodwin October 1, 2010

Mountain West

An NCAA conference, but also the mountainous region of the the Mountain Time Zone in the mid-western US, stretching from Idaho, down through Colorado, and into Arizona and New Mexico.

The athletic conference was formed in 1999, from a number of schools leaving the WAC; all stayed until 2011 when realignment elsewhere caused several MWC schools to move up or move out.

In 2012, the Mountain West Conference (or MWC) line-up will be Boise State, San Diego State, Air Force Academy, Colorado State, University of Wyoming, University of New Mexico, UNLV, University of Nevada, and Fresno State in all sports, with University of Hawaii as a football-only member.

by BourbonDictionary July 23, 2011

Mountain of weed

A Mountain of weed is when ground weed is dropped on a flat even surface to create a small pile. The point when the slopes of the pile have equal shear and the slopes begin to fail, the pile becomes a Mountain of weed.

I smoked a Mountain of weed last night!

by THL**** December 25, 2012

Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

by The Dropper August 9, 2013

mouadh

1.Somoene whose character and manners are so beautiful, it inspires you to be better.
2.Owner of a contagious, sincere smile.

3.A good friend. A potential dream husband. Someone who makes both his parents proud.
4. Someone who proves that you can be spiritual and cool at the same time.

"You are such a Mouadh, man!"
"Nah. That's a beautiful compliment, thank you."

by Faith. September 12, 2017

mouth period

When your lipstick smears out after making out with a guy or girl, therefore leaving the area around your mouth, and potentially his or hers, red. Thus simulating a woman’s period.

I have such mouth period after making out with that hot dude at the bar. Fuck!

Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!

by Emma2907 January 1, 2019