Moberg

When you come around the bowling ball instead of keeping your hand under it. Commonly leaves the 10 pin standing.

He moberged that ball so hard that it curved into the gutter before hitting any pins!

Stop moberging the ball! You need to keep your hand under it!

by Cheeeeeeeech January 22, 2013

Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

modern american

When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.

"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."

by Topcheffuckboy July 18, 2016

Moder

A word for a mother.

''oh my god, mODER!!! i love my moder.''
''moder is going to the store to buy some candy to us!!''

by mOdErkOtTe March 28, 2018

moderately zooted

insane feeling of highness

yo im moderately zooted

by moderatelyzootedcreator May 23, 2018

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Misery Boner

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019