Matthew

A very special pineapple. Mathew is usually blond and doesn't understand his sexuality of choice.
Matthew is such a faggot
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Matthew

If a boys name is matthew he's most likely a gift from God, he doesn't lie and won't show his feelings to just anybody. He usually is the person who gets the heart break at the end of a relationship, when he gets attached to a girl he won't let his feelings change so easy unless he feels like he's being used. When he says he loves somebody he isn't lying because he trully does love that person, he's very clever and a king in bed after he has had some experience, he's very good at sports will be very loyal to his girlfriend, most people Matthew like will have the names like Tiffany, amanda, Caitlyn, Katlynn, Amber, Destiny, kelsie, Maggie, jesse, Michelle, and Megan. People with the name Matthew is a very unlucky person but also is very dominate, he won't ever have sex until he's 16-18
ugh i wish i could date matthew
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Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.
A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.
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Matthew is a guy with a really small penis
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Best defualty boi, anyone who kills him is a STREAMSNIPER
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Just an overall pretty great, kinda sketchy guy
Man Matthew is rad bro?
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matthew

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!
Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name
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