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The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!
What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew
by Neptunewithpowers111 November 24, 2018
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Matthew is one of the most dirtiest guys you ever meet, Matthew is scared of water and bugs, This nigga stinks and always complains to take a shower. If you see a Matthew you better bring 10 packs of gum.
This kid stinks. He must be a Matthew
by Neptunewithpowers111 November 24, 2018
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