A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024
Get the Major Lode mug.All members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.
by Baron Neville April 18, 2018
Get the social majority mug.A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.
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Get the Major mug.When an event comes out of nowhere or something unexpected or big happens in your life, altering its course.
Jack: How'd the test go?
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
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Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
by MM-Money August 1, 2016
Get the major key mug.A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
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