The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

by Reaper Luck July 13, 2022

joe: damn bro have u seen judes new girlfriend?
fred: yeah bro she's an 11/10 and he's funny lookin
joe:*sighs* kmt div 10 pack luck
fred: yeah bro she's an 11/10 and he's funny lookin
joe:*sighs* kmt div 10 pack luck
by #90 June 3, 2023

by clarisselaruesgf January 18, 2025

When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023

by The blessed February 3, 2024
