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Jenga-log

A log in a bonfire that is perceived to be movable, but when displaced leads to the total destruction of said bonfire.
Jon stood up to adjust the logs in the bonfire, but he grabbed a Jenga-log and the bonfire was decimated.
by PhillyCheese87 July 19, 2009
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Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut
Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by boston logger January 6, 2023
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burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.
The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.
by jweid94 February 11, 2014
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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vagina logs

1.)A tampon. An object that dams the flow of blood in a womans vagina.
2.) In promiscuous women a number of dicks in a vagina at once.
OMG my vagina log is get full, excuse me while I go change it.

Damn that "bitch" has a vagina logs of dick in her big vagina.
by knowledgeable January 3, 2016
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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