2 definitions by Merchaholic
A dead beat low life who rips you off in a drug deal or anything else. Isn't reliable at all. Has absolutely no street cred. Rarely has a job. Lives off the government with your tax money. Likes to ride a musician's dick vigorously for a few weeks then says they suck and tarzan swings to the next ripe nob.
Dave: It's been two hours, where the fuck is Chad?
Sam: I told you that fiend was fraudsauce...
Dave: Yeah, I knew that Social Fruitfly had no street cred.
Sam: I told you that fiend was fraudsauce...
Dave: Yeah, I knew that Social Fruitfly had no street cred.
by Merchaholic July 27, 2010
Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020