laison

Laison, a weird intelligent kid that does science sexy stuff.
Very weird

Hello laison! You're looking great today!
OMG Laison just got a F- in your test today!

by Chicken rainbow January 12, 2017

Lioness

A hot older woman (30-50 years YOUNG) who does not seek younger people. She can though if she wants cause she is that BITCH. She can take your son/daughter if she wants to, but lucky for you she's too busy being an independent feline queen.

Young Adult: "Damn, she's so hot. Think she'll go for me? Seems like a Cougar."
Young Adult's friend: "Nah man, I tried. She's a Lioness."

by imalionessbitch November 14, 2020

Goog Lion

Team Awesome members who have recently received a hair-cut and highlights.

Tasha is a Goog Lion after a visit to the stylist.

by Kay-Bee-Em October 18, 2008

European Lion Fist

While fisting a woman in the anus, one spreads the fingers open like a lions mane.

dude last night was so epic, she took the whole European lion fist

by thevandalsfan101 January 4, 2011

The lion speaks

A discreet way of warning others of potential danger or alerting to sudden changes of plans.

When lost in the woods and on the run from the cops you phone your pot dealer: "Dude, shit has hit the fan, the lion speaks, the eagle has landed."

by Striker 6 September 20, 2010

Detroit Lions

An NFL team responsible for every act of terror since 1957 as proposed by the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT).

Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.

Person 1: Did you hear that the Detroit Lions suck.
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF

by Pitero B February 7, 2022

mountain lion

We all know a cougar is a hot older woman who goes after younger men.

A mountain lion is an older woman with the same tastes, but hideously ugly.

The name derives itself from a pun. See example below.

That woman isn't a cougar! She's a mountain lion, as in, "If you said you'd be mountin' that, you'd be lyin'!"

by dark marmoset July 1, 2011