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life

obviously what you dont have since your on this fucking site
hey larry whats happening

uh nothing just going on urbandictionary

what u got no life
loser
by pimpmasta45 October 18, 2008
mugGet the lifemug.

life

the quality that distinguishes a vital and functional being from a dead body
by Wookiee June 24, 2003
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life

life is a self-perpetuating, self-contained chemical phenomenon that extracts or manufactures high-energy nutriants from its environment, excreets waste matirial of lower chemical energy, and surfs the energy differeance between food and shit to go on living.
Life is a breakfast cereal, a board game a very long sentence, a bitch and then you die. -David Grinspoon (Lonely Planets)
by Sanchara May 13, 2005
mugGet the lifemug.

life

by goatpenis69 January 26, 2019
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life

it sucks ass, and god should end it
by ddd December 23, 2004
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LIFE

In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
mugGet the LIFEmug.

life

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(
by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
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