liam kelly

A guy who is great in bed and loves to be the worlds most funniest person.

“That guy looks like a Liam kelly I bet he’s so funny”

by Meathal December 10, 2017

Liam Drunk

A state in which total thought process control is lost. All actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. Whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. If unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. Some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.

"Hey Liam, how's your night going? Are you feeling Liam Drunk?"
"ABbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 BOYMEETSWORLD!!!!"
{Building then collapses}

by Joseph Mohatmed April 23, 2008

Liam Barkley

A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.

Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.

Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.

Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.

by Honeycomb* February 18, 2012

Liam's Mom

The most fuckable slut you will ever find for free or lay your eyes on.

Landon did Liam's Mom last night.

by phoyto March 26, 2009

liam mitchell

He’s sooooooperr cool. Lots of friends. His fav apparel is a stranger things T-shirt, good ol sweatpants, and a Santa hat to cover up his quarter inch of hair. He may want to slow down on the donuts, but who knows. Maybe it’s the pizza.

“Christmas was two months ago and he’s still wearing a Santa hat!”

“Yup. He’s definitely a Liam Mitchell “

by Mr grove May 2, 2018

Liam's cases

Cases worked so badly that even Stevie Wonder can see how bad they are.

Also the technical equivalent to aids

Employee : Aw for fucks sake is he off again.
Boss: What's up?
Employee: You know what's up you prick I've got Liam's cases
Boss: Girly giggle (from a bloke)
Employee: Twat

by The Tired Engineer October 3, 2018

Spicy Liam

1: A mostly adorable, white, modestly sized, milque-toast mannered fire eater. Will talk to you about the Mets, and also grab 2 10-45s from a 3 banger.

2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.

1: Did you here about Spicy Liam’s LSR rescue?

2: The Spicy Liam tastes bad tonight.

by JDcooksalot September 2, 2022