Get ya Lay on

the motion of laying down with a able bodied women preparing for a sexual act.

She said, "where your room at". we took it to the back, i turned the lights off, my homebody screamed from the front room"Get ya lay on Son"

by Mr. Iz Himself June 1, 2010

Go lay down

Used when somebody is completely unqualified for an opinion or position on a matter and should remove themselves. Generally the statement comes from someone more experienced on the matter to one that is not. The idea is that the inexperienced person has entered an area of knowledge too great for their brain and they should lay down because they are displaying elements attributed to fatigue saying nonsensical things.

Some non gaming person: "Those video games are the root of all evil of today's children"
Sane person with video game experience: " Aww just go lay down already."

by hideTheBelt March 6, 2019

flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t March 22, 2009

lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

moo ma lay

A way to tell someone to put something in their mouth. You have to be swinging low in order for this to work.

Moo ma lay, mmmkay??? up in hea!

by quimbymack February 4, 2009

Laying the silver carpet

Smoking heroine

Robs laying the silver carpet again

by GingeA1 November 2, 2019

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022