Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Staffie Land

The land from which Staffies from the NYSF come from. They are born on the grass at Burgy Bay but before this exist only in staffie land. It's location unknown to man.

1. Where do I come from? Oh I come from staffie land of course?!

by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

moose land

Canada

Moose Land

by maamaablacksheep August 29, 2010

Dream Land

The "After Life" or the place you go to after you die. Its called Dream Land because it is believed that after you die your in a perpetual state of dreaming.

"Life just isn't working out anymore, i think im gonna move to Dream Land"

by TheOniXhanGuy December 7, 2020

Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021