Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

Yeef Land

when you have passed all the attractive people on a dating app and you know all the remaining ones for the swipe session will be unattractive. the unattractiveness of these potential dates make you exclaim “Yeef!”

There were a few hotties today, but I hit Yeef Land pretty quick.

by andykat July 11, 2020

Dream Land

The "After Life" or the place you go to after you die. Its called Dream Land because it is believed that after you die your in a perpetual state of dreaming.

"Life just isn't working out anymore, i think im gonna move to Dream Land"

by TheOniXhanGuy December 7, 2020

doonie land

my magical place where i’m finally successful and reach eternal happiness

man i can’t wait to reach doonie land

by mellomello111 March 21, 2022

Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

off the land

When you do it without no help on your own. Basically getting it out the mudd

When I was in jail I had to survive off the land.

by Trelly Trell Productions April 26, 2021

land coral

Mushroom

Look at all that land coral! Is it edible?

by Hung Wai Lo February 22, 2019