Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!

A callout in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder" used by the Danish troops, usually in a humorous way or in rare cases, a way to signify the need of help when tacked by the game's many threats.

Player one: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player two: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player three: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

by Planeenthusiast191 February 6, 2025

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

kk aka kimberly

My best friend who’ve I’ve known since 3rd grade

Hey kk aka Kimberly I hate u asf

by J lolz 😏😏🤍 January 20, 2021

A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024