rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.

"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."

by Katrina duPon t June 11, 2006

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Pulling a Michael Jackson

Turning Black to white

-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson

by ImmortalCorn July 12, 2016

jackson 5

$100 in 20 dollar bills. Since Andrew Jackson is on the face of a 20 dollar bill and it takes 5-20 dollar bills to make 100 then it is a Jackson 5.

"Hey man, you got that Jackson 5 you owe me?"

by Hunter Robertson April 21, 2007

Jockstar

one who is a master in the art of "jocking"; a person who is a natural at constantly flirting with a multitude of people; Candyce

As the two boys walked past, it was not difficult for Candyce, a Jockstar from birth, to grab their attention and start up an entertaining coversation.

by ;) November 28, 2004

Anal Jackson

During anal sex, the male ejaculates on the back of the neck of his partner, resembling the mullet of country music star Alan Jackson.

After Stevie B gave Laura the Anal Jackson, she started singing "Little Bitty."

by The Beef September 24, 2005

Jackson

Jackson is a cute, funny, and athletic person. It is hard not to like Jackson. Jackson is a loyal friend and is always there to cheer you up.

We all need Jackson in life.

by Soccer Doge June 5, 2016