Jobbitis

A severe condition in which one jobs his or her own head excessively in general conversation.

Person 1: "How are you today?"
Person 2: "Good (job, job, job)"
Person 1: "Oh, that's good"
Person 2: "Yeah (job, job, job)"

As you can see, Person 2 has a severe case of Jobbitis.

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by zilchface August 7, 2011

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Jibbershit

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.

"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."

by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012

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Jibbed

High on extremely good Methamphetamines. Typically been awake for several days if your a daily meth slave. "Jibbed up people can usually be found late nights shopping for hydrolic jacks at Walmart. "Jibbed" up people typically fidget non-stop and constantly reorganize anything in sight. Picking at yourself is the largest side effect of being "Jibbed." Sex is a taunting craving when "Jibbed" as well. If your about to use meth for the first time your gonna be Jibbed the fuck up!

Friend: You were acting weird at church yesterday is everything going okay lately?
You: Hell ya everythings been more than okay I was just Jibbed the fuck out, I needed sum sleep.

by DubDizzle January 17, 2015

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