by Random Guy with words! :) May 11, 2019
Get the Syrup Job mug.What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
Get the Dick Job mug.When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
Get the Spock job mug.A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
by hahasuka June 4, 2020
Get the College Paint Job mug.1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010
Get the Akimblow Job mug.When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!
by tcbar September 8, 2011
Get the Hot Job mug.1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
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