Jessica

epic cool dude

jessica is a cool dude that loves doing manly things like man things and he gets a tons of girls and he likes his mom and dad
and sIsTeR

by mom gamer woman January 9, 2020

Jessica

She is a lip gloss lover , she is amazing , beautiful , sweet , caring , loving , funny and nice girl . She has the best personality.

Jessica is a mega mega lip gloss lover

by aaadriix January 10, 2020

Jessica

Owns several yachts

Megan: MY YACHT

Charlotte: MY YACHT
Jessica: i don't own Yachts!!!
Megan+Charlotte: MY YACHT
Josh: MY BUS

by BusYacht March 26, 2020

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself – she makes home visits to teachers who have just given birth, takes time from her personal life to care for and babysit for her staff in need, and always has the right words to say in any situation. She is a servant leader. Jessica is a golden girl with the most impressive calves. She is too humble to admit to any of this, but it’s 100% accurate. If you are fortunate enough to serve with a Jessica, know that you are blessed.

Did you hear who the principal of the year is?

It must be a Jessica.

by The Back Office Team May 12, 2020

jessica barden

stan for clear skin and good grades

jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021

Pulling a Jessica

When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.

Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*

by ToucanPlayThisGame July 1, 2019

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005